By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

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I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

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Donuts hug you from the inside.

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Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.