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A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from…

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from…

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"Parenting: where you become a master at playing 'Move It Before It Falls' on expert mode! 🤹‍♂️🚼 #ParentLife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged away, big, countertops, daily, daily life, home, humor, job, life, moving, parent, parenting, responsibility, safety, things on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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