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In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

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Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

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Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.