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  • My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.
  • I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.
  • An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.
  • My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”
  • Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.
  • I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!