The only way to my heart is with a knife. Posted on14 hours ago14 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe only way to my heart is with a knife. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons. Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. “Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me. To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that. Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”