If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Commentary:
📚😏 "Reading a book in public is like a public performance – you've got to hit that page 140 mark to avoid any judgmental side-eye! Because let's be real, flaunting the cover without the progress is like serving the appetizer without the main course! 😉📖"

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