I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

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If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

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I need a break from me.

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When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

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I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

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Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.