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I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

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One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

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Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

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I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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Coffee is just goth water.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

Breaking via WeChat:

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Making waves on Twitch:

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

Going viral on WeChat:

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Just shared via X:

Being social sucks all my energy.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Trending via TikTok:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Trending via Slack:

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

Breaking via Pinterest:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

Shared recently on Instagram:

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

Shared recently on Facebook:

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

Breaking via Instagram:

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

Trending via Instagram:

I wish more dumb people were shy.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

Trending via Messenger:

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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