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  • The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.
  • I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.
  • Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”
  • My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.
  • It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.
  • Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.