My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

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My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

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Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

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By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

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Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

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That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.