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Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

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If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

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I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

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Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

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Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

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I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?