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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated b…

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated b…

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"Listen up, you slightly wilted fruit! It's time to hydrate and stand tall like a ripe banana 🍌💦. Let's straighten that back and show the world that you're not slipping away any time soon! 😉"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, back, banana, drink, funny advice, humor, hydration, self-care, water on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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