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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.