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  • At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.
  • Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.
  • You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.
  • The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.
  • All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.
  • Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.