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All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

Commentary:
"Because who needs a leaning tower of beef when you can have a glorious beefy pancake instead? ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅž #BringOnTheWideBurgers"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged big, burger, fast, fast food, food, height, humor, opinion, restaurant, saying, should, taller, width on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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