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  • Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.
  • Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.
  • It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.
  • Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.
  • Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.
  • Haircuts should be covered by insurance.