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Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

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I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

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I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

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Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.