I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up… Commentary:Waking up early to exercise? More like hitting snooze and dreaming about being fit! 🛌😴💪 #MorningStruggles #FitnessGoalsFailed Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person. The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none. I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them. I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy. By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.