My bank account is also in retrograde. Commentary:"Looks like even your bank account is feeling the cosmic vibes! ๐๐ธ Just remember, Mercury might be in retrograde, but your money doesn't have to be spinning in circles too! ๐๐ฐ" Related Funny Posts ๐ค My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms. $20k in my bank account. – The k is silent. It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime. I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic. Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.