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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them t…

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them t…

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"Don't let anyone ruin your feast! 🍔🍰🍕 Remember, haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate, and you're just gonna keep on eating… everything and everyone! 🤷‍♂️🍽️ #SorryNotSorry"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged body, body positivity, call, calls, confidence, eat, fat, food, humor, positivity, sarcasm, someone, too, want, whatever on Apr 13, 2025 by slickboy.

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