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Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

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Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

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I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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They should invent a day where I don’t think.

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

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Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”