Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

Commentary:
Looks like the only thing faster than a dog sprinting after you is my sarcasm chasing after your bad jokes! 🐕🔥😂 But hey, at least my chasing skills won’t leave you panting… unless it's from laughing too hard! 😄🎉

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.
  • I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.
  • My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.
  • I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.
  • Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, better, chance, chase, dog, getting, humor, joke, me, playful, playful threat, sarcasm, threat on May 5, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef. The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all. →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • say
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New funny quotes: 398 this month

14,149 funny quotes and pics

16,424 funny quotes topics

Updated: Oct 25, 2025

3,663 users online

Proudly powered by WordPress