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If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

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Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

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Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

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Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.