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I have friends in high places (birds).

I have friends in high places (birds).

Commentary:
"Who knew I was such a social 'falcon-thrope'? 😂🦅☁️"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged birds, friends, high, high places, humor, i, nature, places, witty on May 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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