I have friends in high places (birds).

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Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

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Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

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Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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Salt is just angry sugar.

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Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

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I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

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Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

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I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.