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Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get…

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get…

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"When your priorities are hot pizza over hot scenes! 🍕😅 #PlotTwist"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awkward, cold, comedy, food, going, humor, indulgence, just, let, me, pizza, porn, temptation, tempting, watching on May 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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