There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Time to upgrade from 4 wheels to 8 legs! 🕷️🚗💸" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere. Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared. I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am. I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house. I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.