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Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

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This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

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Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.