Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Oh, so thatโs your secret 'get out of jury duty free' card! ๐๐คฃ Just make sure your alibi doesn't have WiFi! ๐ก๐ซ" Related Funny Posts ๐ค People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isnโt secretly every motherโs fantasy. Imagine youโre on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you. Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.” If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.