I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.
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"When I'm in charge of meals, it's either a gourmet feast 🍽️ or I'm accidentally fasting 🙈. Balance, right? 😂 #ChefOrCaveman"

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