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I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why dep…

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why dep…

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"Ah yes, the daily quest to find my keys: the only exercise my memory gets these days! 🗝️🤔🔍 Late, but with style!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, daily, daily routine, day, every, forgetfulness, fun, fun activity, humor, hunt, i, keys, late, me, myself, procrastination, punctuality, put, routine, same, spot, treasure, treasure hunt, why on Jun 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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