Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly? Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Crabs wondering why fish have a permanent case of the zoomies! π¦ππ βοΈπ" Related Funny Posts π€ Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people. I want to learn scuba diving but Iβm terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries. Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face. If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport. You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.