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Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

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My favorite hobby is withering away.

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.