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My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

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I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

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I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

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