The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

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Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

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I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

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Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.