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Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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Seen just now on TikTok:

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

Going viral on Instagram:

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

Spotted on TikTok:

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

Just landed via YouTube:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Freshly posted on Slack:

People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

Shared recently on Messenger:

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

Going viral on X:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).
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Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on Twitch:

“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

Just shared via TikTok:

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

Just landed via Snapchat:

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

Seen just now on WeChat:

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Going viral on Telegram:

My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

Shared recently on Discord:

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

Making waves on Threads:

I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

Broadcasted on X:

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

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