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Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

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I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

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It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

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Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.