If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back. Commentary:"If you see a 'missing' poster featuring my real weight, just know I’m off the grid and living my best life 😂🏝️🚫🐱👤 #ForeverLost #WitnessProtectionDiet" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster. I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled. When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good. I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back. “I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.
