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When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

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The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

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The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

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Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

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Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

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When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.