A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

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Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

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Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

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Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

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Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.