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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

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Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.