Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

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Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

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Some people are like ads, just skip.