The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

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Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

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Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

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I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.