The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.” Commentary:When your stomach invents interpretative dance without your permission ππ€’π Related Funny Quotes π€ The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. Don’t throw hate at me, throw money! When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that. I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.