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Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

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Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

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I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.