Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

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Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

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Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

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Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

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I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.