Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the othe… Commentary:Sounds like my cat's prepping for a career in "nap-tastic" film productions! 🎬😹💤 Related Funny Posts 🤝 You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone. I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone. The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats. If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.