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No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

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Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

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Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

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Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

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Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

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I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.