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My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

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Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

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Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

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Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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You know the nap is good when it left you marks.