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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

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Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

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“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.