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Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

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People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

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When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

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The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

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It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

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Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.