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I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

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I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.