Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Cro… Commentary:Winnie the Pooh's summer fashion sense: crop tops and sweet pots! Fashion tip of the century 🍯🐻🔥 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil. Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot. I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless. I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know. Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.
