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I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep b…

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep b…

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Who knew that white noise isn't code for a country music concert? 😴🎸🚜

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged better, country, country music, helpful, humor, i, music, noise, playing, read, relaxation, sleep, somewhere, sound, white, white noise on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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