I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

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I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

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I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

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If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

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Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.